Press one button on any Torn page and a reviver comes and gets you. No forums, no asking around, no waiting for somebody to notice a message.
What it actually is
A desk, staffed by real revivers, reachable from three places: a button on Torn, a button in your own Discord, and a slash command. Whichever your members use, the request lands on the same board and the first free reviver takes it.
🚑 One button
The userscript puts a small round button in the corner of every Torn page. It only shows up when it has something to do — in hospital, or waiting on an answer.
⏱️ Answered, not queued forever
You can see your place on the board the moment you press. If nobody takes it, the request expires on its own instead of sitting there pretending.
🧾 Everything is receipted
Every revive gets a receipt saying who pulled you out and what is owed. Nothing is billed twice and nothing is billed silently.
1Revive me
The everyday one. You are in hospital and you want out.
- You get hospitalised. The Revive Me button appears in the corner of Torn — you do not have to go and find anything.
- Press it. It greys out and spins while the desk answers, then tells you your place on the board.
- A reviver takes it and pulls you out. You get a receipt with their name and what is owed.
- Changed your mind? Press it again to withdraw before anybody spends a trip on you.
Settings → Account → Enable revives.
The desk checks, and tells you if it is off rather than leaving you wondering.
2Revive somebody else
For officers, and for anybody looking at a faction mate stuck in a bed who has not noticed.
- In your Discord, run
/revive panelonce. It posts three buttons in that channel — Revive Me, Revive someone else and Cancel my request — and anybody can use them. - Press Revive someone else and give their name or Torn ID.
- It lands on the board exactly like their own request would, and you are the one billed for it — so there is never an argument about who asked.
3Put the faction on a contract
For a war, or for a faction that would rather not settle up one revive at a time. A contract covers your members for a period and is invoiced once at the end.
Keep your enemy hittable
We watch the other faction and revive their members, so they are easy targets. You pay per attempt.
Keep your own people up
We watch your roster and pull your members out as they land in hospital, so a war does not stall while people wait. You pay per revive.
Buy a block up front
A set number of revives, bought in advance and drawn down as your members use them. Simplest to budget for.
Settle at the end
Use the desk for the length of the contract and get one invoice when it closes, itemised by member.
How a contract runs
- Order it from our Discord with
/revive contract, or from the shopfront button. You pick the type, the length and who it covers. - A ticket channel opens in our server with you and the revivers in it. That is where the contract is worked, paused, and settled.
- You can name members to leave alone, and set conditions who to revive.
- Start it when you are ready. Pause and restart it as the war moves.
- When it closes you get an invoice listing every revive, and the ticket stays open long enough to check it.
What it looks like
The userscript adds one thing: a round button, top-right, clear of Torn's own bar. It is the same size on a phone as on a desktop — deliberately, because that is where it gets used.
Live This is the real script, running right here — press the button, or open the exclamation mark in the bottom corner. Nothing is sent anywhere and no key is needed: the answers are made up.
Mid-press: greyed out with a spinner until the desk answers.
What the ring is telling you
The colour is the state and the word under it says the same thing again, because colour alone is the first thing lost to a dim phone screen or a quick glance.
Put it in your own Discord
Your faction gets its own Revive Me button, in your own server, without anybody having to join ours. Three steps, and the second one is the one people forget.
- Add the bot — Discord asks which server and shows you exactly what it can do. You need Manage Server on that server to say yes.
- Publish the order form.
/revive shopfrontposts the desk's order form — prices, and the button that starts a contract — in whichever channel you run it in. A bot that has joined and been given nowhere to post looks exactly like a bot that did not work, so this is the step not to skip. - Put the buttons where people are.
/revive panelis the other one: it posts Revive Me, Revive someone else and Cancel my request in any channel. The shopfront is for buying; the panel is for asking.
Install the userscript
Everybody who uses the desk wants this: the button follows you around Torn instead of living in a Discord channel you have to go and find. One script, about 20 KB, and it does nothing but this.
On a computer
- Install Tampermonkey (Chrome, Edge, Firefox, Safari).
- Click Install the userscript — Tampermonkey will offer to install it.
- Open Torn. Press the button once and paste your Torn API key when it asks. Any access level will do.
On Torn PDA
- In PDA, go to
Settings → Userscripts → Add. - Paste the script's URL:
https://b0torn.com/cp/b0torn-revive.user.js - PDA fills your API key in for you — there is nothing to paste.
What it reads, and what it doesn't
| It sends | Which is used for |
|---|---|
| Your API key | Working out who you are, and whether you are actually in a hospital bed. |
| Nothing else | No stats, no messages, no faction data, no browsing. |
It does not poll. It asks the desk once when a page loads and once when you press the button — a hospital countdown is already on the screen and a script that asked every few seconds would spend a hundred requests answering a question you can see. Full details in the privacy policy.
Questions
What does it cost?
Per revive, in Xanax or cash — the desk sets the price and the button shows it before you press. Contracts are quoted up front and the price is fixed at the moment you order, so a later change never re-prices work already done.
I pressed it and nothing happened.
Nine times in ten, revives are switched off on the account. Torn will not let anybody revive
you with that setting off, whatever the desk does.
There is a toggle on the hospital page itself, and the permanent one is at
Settings → Account → Enable revives. If it is on and you are still stuck,
say so in our Discord — the desk logs every request and we can see exactly where yours
went.
Can I use it without the userscript?
Yes. Run /revive panel in your Discord and press the button there instead. The
userscript is a convenience, not a requirement — everything works from Discord.
Does it work while I'm travelling or in jail?
No — a revive only applies to a hospital bed. The button knows the difference and stays out of your way.
Is my API key safe?
It is stored by your userscript manager on your own machine and sent to b0torn and nowhere else. On Torn PDA it never leaves the app at all. It is never written into a page where another script could read it.
When does it launch?
Soon. This page is up early so faction leadership can read it and tell us what is missing before we open the desk. Come and say so in our Discord.